Visitors Elephant Jokes
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- Why are elephants big and grey?
- Because if they were small and white they'd be asprins.
- What has got 4 legs and a trunk?
- A mouse going on holiday!
- What's red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
- A can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
- What's red and white on the outside and gray and green on the inside?
- A very, very old can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
- Why do elephants have trunks?
- They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
- Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
- So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
- What do you do if you are walking backwards and bump into an elephant?
- Say "Excuse me"!
- Why do elephants lie on their backs at 5:00 in the jungle?
- To trip low flying cannaries
- Why did the elephant have a yellow spot on its butt?
- He wasn't laying down!
- Why do elephants paint themselves green?
- So they can sneak across pool tables
- Why are elephants big and grey
- Well if they were small and white they'd be asprins!
- From: The 4th grade class at Stribling Elementary in Burleson Texas !
- What do you get when you cross a elephant and a mouse?
- A bad combination!
- What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
- An elephants shadow!
- Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Because the chicken, duck, pig ..etc.... where all to tired of crossing the road!
- What do you get when you cross a elephant with a cat?
- A elecat
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
- Giant holes across Australia!!
- What can you put in a elephant to make it weigh more?
- Almost anything!
Here's a few more elephant jokes from DK in the USA! Email your
comments direct to him!
- How do you hide an elephant in a box of M&Ms (Smarties)?
- Paint his toenails all different colors!
- How do you hide an elephant in a Blueberry Bush?
- Paint his toenails blue!
- What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree?
- A crow with a machine gun!
- How many elephants can you get in a Volkswagen?
- Two in the front and two in the back, silly!
- Why are elephants knee's wrinkled?
- From playing marbles!
How did the crow joke get in their? - ed!
NB mini = compact car!
- How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
- 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
- What's harder than getting 4 elephants in a mini?
- Getting 4 pregnant elephants in a mini.
- What's harder than getting 4 pregnant elephants in a mini?
- Getting 4 elephants pregnant in a mini!
- What is gray inside and clear outside?
- An elephant in a baggie!
From HA in Virginia.
- Why do elephants have pink bellies?
- From flying low over rose bushes!
- Why do ducks have flat feet?
- From stamping out forest fires!
- Why do elephants have flat feet?
- From stamping out flaming ducks!
- What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
- "Here come the elephants!
- What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
- "Here come the elephants!
- What did Tarzan and Jane say when they saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses
- Nothing, they didn't recognize them.
An anonymous visitor submission! And in a similar vein from Steven?
- Question: What did Tarzan say when he say a team of running elephants running at him?
- Answer: Look out here comes a team of running elephants, and their coming this way!
And two more from DC in New Zealand:
- Why do Elephants have Big Ears?
- Because Noddy didn't pay the ransom!!
- Why do elephants have wrinkly knees?
- So they can bend down and tie their shoelaces.
From Cathy in London England
- Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
- So they can float upside down in custard
- How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
- You can't its full up with elephants
- How do you know when an elephants been in your fridge?
- By the footprints on the butter
- How do you know when there's an elephant in your bed
- By the E embroidered on its pyjamas
- What do you do when a herd of elephants is running toward you?
- Make a Trunk Call and reverse the charges
- Why is it dangerous to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
- That's when elephants are jumping out of trees.
- Why are Pygmies so small ?
- They tried to walk through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
- Why do elephants have flat feet?
- Because they jump out of trees.
- What happens when a elephant sits on you?
- You get De-Pressed!
- What happens when he sits on you again?
- You get Re-pressed
- Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
- So it can hide in cherry trees.
- How come you never see an elephant in a cherry tree?
- Because it works!!!
- How did the elephant get up in to the cherry tree?
- Parachuted of course!
- Question : What is gray, has four legs and a trunk?
- Answer: An elephant.
- Question : What ISN'T gray, and has no legs and no trunk?
- Answer: No elephants.
- Question : Where do you find an elephant with no legs?
- Answer: Right where you left it.
- Question : Why do elephants wear dark glasses?
- Answer: For camouflage.
- Question : Have you ever seen an elephant with dark glasses?
- Answer: No? Just shows how good it works.
- What do you do if you're eaten by an Elephant?
- Run around till you're pooped!
- What do you do if an elephant breaks his toe?
- Call a toe truck!
- What do you call the brown stuff between an elephants toes?
From Catherine in Australia!
- How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?
- There are footprints in the butter.
- How do you know if there are two elephants in the fridge?
- There are two sets of footprints in the butter.
- How do you know if there are three elephants in the fridge?
- There are three sets of footprints in the butter.
- How do you know if there are four elephants in the fridge?
- There is a mini parked outside.
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
- Time to get a new fence.
- Recipe For Elephant Stew
- 1 elephant medium size
- 2 rabbits (optional)
- brown gravy
- salt & pepper to taste
- Cut elephant into bite sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough gravy to
cover. Cook over kerosene for about 4 weeks at 450 degrees.
- This will serve about 3000 people.
- If more are expected, add two rabbits, but only if necessary, as most people don't like hare
in their stew.
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