Elephant Jokes and mpre

How do elephants climb an oak tree?
They sit on an acorn and wait for spring!
How do elephants get down from an oak tree?
They sit on a leaf and wait for fall!
How do you get 4 elephants in a compact?
2 in the front and 2 in the back
How does an elephant get ready to go on holiday? (1)
He packs his trunk!
How does an elephant go on holiday? (2)
He takes a jumbo jet!
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't - you get down from a duck!
How do elephants hide in a cherry tree?
They paint their toe nails red
Why did the elephant use the phone?
To make a trunk call!
Why can't the two elephants go swimming together?
Because they only have one pair of trunks!!
How do you hunt for elephants?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut
Did we say they were good jokes???

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