Are you Feeling Tired


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WHY WE ARE SO TIRED?

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron deficient blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. I'm overworked that's the real reason I'm so tired. And I have just worked out why!

The population of this country is 257 million.
Of these 103 million are retired!
That leaves 154 million to do the work.
Of these 21 million are unemployed
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
Then there are 84 million in school!
That leaves 49 million to do the work.
Of this there are 30 million employed by the federal government.
That leaves 19 million to do the work.
Then there are a total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government!
That leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals!
That leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Then there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.
You and me! And you're messing about in this Joke site?

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