The golf caddy - master of the put down! Here'a a few of our favorites!
The man was obviously having problems repeating the oath in the witness box. The judge looked down contemptuously, "Do you know how to swear?", he asked. "Of course I do, Your Honor", came the reply, " I'm your caddie".
He's (or She's) such a good golfer ....
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A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it!
My Doctor said I should play 36 holes a day - so I bought a harmonica!
In our regular 9:00am foursome at our local club, we were all very surprised that Harry stopped as a distant hearse went past, laid down his club and doffed his cap.
"That's a very nice gesture", said Fred.
"It's the least I can do", said Harry putting his ball on the tee, "She was a very good wife to me!".
One day a man and his wife went to play golf at their local course. The man was having an especially good round when on the 15th hole he sliced his drive behind a large barn.
The man was just about to take an unplayable lie when his wife noticed that the barn had doors on both ends. She suggested that he open one set of the doors and she would open the other set and then he would have a clear shot through the barn to the green. So, the man took his 3-iron, swung away, hit the ball through the barn, but the ball hit his wife square in the head and she dropped over dead.
Two weeks later the man was playing the same hole and again sliced his drive behind the same barn. When his friend suggested that they hold the barn doors open, the man exclaimed, "Don't you remember what happened the last time?!?!? I got a double-bogey!!
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