Country and Western Song Titles (real ones only)

These are all genuine Country And Western song titles. (found from Focus magazine)

  1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  2. How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away
  3. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  4. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
  5. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  6. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  7. If I had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Have Been Out By Now
  8. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
  10. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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