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- He pushed his friend under a steamroller because he wanted a flat
- He'd give his right arm to be ambidexterous!
- His secretary is a miracle worked - its a miracle if she works!
- How many millions of time have I warned you not to exaggerate!
- The lobster went to the disco - and pulled a mussel!
- The fire at the local camp site - the heat was intents!
- The wedding was really emotional - even the cake was in tiers!
- Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper!
- Take a 9 to 5 job in Las Vegas - the wages are poor but the odds are
- It isn't easy being a Mother - if it were Fathers would do it!
- He became a baker because he kneaded the dough!
- I love work - I could watch it all day!
- A little honey is good for you - until your wife finds out!
- Home is the place where teenagers go to refuel!
- He took the defeat like a man - he blamed it on his wife!
- I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure!
- If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance you
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