A man on a bicycle is rushing to catch the ferry. As he comes over the brow of the hill he sees the ferry is 20 yds from the dock. He decides to go for it and puts on a burst of speed down the hill. At the bottom he launches himself and the bike off a plank of wood. He flies through the air and lands right on the edge of the boat deck. "My goodness" he says to the deck hand "I only just made it"
"I shouldn't have bothered" says the deck hand "this ferry is coming in"
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