Descriptions of Everyday folk?

If you need the perfect description for someone you just met - just read through this list and see if you can find it!

  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
  • A room temperature IQ.
  • Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
  • A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
  • A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
  • Bright as Alaska in December.
  • During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
  • Fell out of the family tree.
  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
  • He's so dense, the light bends around him.
  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • It's hard to believe that he beat 1 000 000 other sperm.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
  • Takes him a hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
  • One burger short of a happy meal.
  • One sandwich short of a picnic.
  • The wheels still turning but the hamsters dead.
  • His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
  • He doesn't have all his cups in his cupboard.

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