Dafinitions
- An Accountant
- Someone who tells you approximately how much you are worth and exactly what
you owe him (or her)
- A Bank
- A place that will lend you money only when you can prove you don't need it!
- A Banker
- A Pawnbroker with a manicure!
- A Bachelor
- Someone who is footloose and fiancee free!
- A Bigamist
- Someone who makes a second mistake before correcting the first!
- A Bigamist
- Someone who has not loved wisely but two well!
- A Credit Card
- What you use when you discover money can't buy everything!
- A Hypochondriac
- Someone with an infinite capacity for faking pains
- A Lawyer
- Someone who stops someone else getting your money!
- A Money Bag
- A politician's briefcase!
- An Ordinary Salesman
- Someone who sells something you have to someone who wants it.
- A Super Salesman
- Someone who sells something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it.
- An Acquaintance
- Someone you know well enough to borrow from but not to lend to!
- A Out-of-Work Priest
- Someone who's holy unemployed!
- A Consultant
- Someone you call in at the last minute to share the blame!
- A Consultant
- Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
- A Conservative
- Someone who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
- A Bore
- Someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you!
- A Theatre Critic
- Someone who stones the first cast!
- Gum Arabic
- A language spoken by Arabs without teeth!
- Bigamy
- Having one wife two many!
- Monogamy
- Having one wife too many!
- Bigamy
- Where two rites make a wrong!
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